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totchmatin
12-08-2011, 01:47
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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date



2


Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife؟؟
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.


3

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.


4

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"


5



Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


6



Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.



7


A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"


8




Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."

totchmatin
12-08-2011, 02:00
do you like it??

Sincere
13-08-2011, 03:51
Hahaha i like it very much :haha:

IMO
13-08-2011, 04:46
:lol:

I think it's great

English jokes are much funnier than Dutch jokes

Sincere
13-08-2011, 05:15
Hahah yeah that's so true :lol:

IMO
13-08-2011, 06:19
I know!:lol:

totchmatin
14-08-2011, 04:02
Hahaha i like it very much :haha:

hahaah

ok ALLAH istr when i marriage i think i kill my wife

if she lie to me or dont cook some thing to eat hhh

totchmatin
14-08-2011, 04:06
:lol:

I think it's great

English jokes are much funnier than Dutch jokes

i dont know
if you want my brothers & sisters learn to me dutsh??

totchmatin
14-08-2011, 04:09
Hahah yeah that's so true :lol:

you know IMO when i translat your name "IMO" from google to arabic they give me "المنظمة البحرية الدولية"
it mean "International Maritime Organization"

hhhh

IMO
14-08-2011, 06:27
you know IMO when i translat your name "IMO" from google to arabic they give me "المنظمة البحرية الدولية"
it mean "International Maritime Organization"

hhhh


Really:haha:


i dont know
if you want my brothers & sisters learn to me dutsh??

Alright. Pick a line and I'll translate it to Dutch :D

totchmatin
14-08-2011, 07:38
Really:haha:

yes

Alright. Pick a line and I'll translate it to Dutch :D

no i need you give me grammair and how can i learn this langiuge