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totchmatin
16-08-2011, 01:09
1


Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!

2




Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.


3



Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?


4



Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

5




A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.


6



?" JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
" TEACHER:" Of course not.
." JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework


7



One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" o
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
a "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."


8



A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok .
A: A white horse fell in the mud.


9



If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat??!!


10




Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.





:D

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 03:54
What do you think about it??

IMO
16-08-2011, 03:56
:haha:

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 03:57
I need a answer about number 9
???

Tufa7e
16-08-2011, 04:02
They eat humans.
Good jokes ;)

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 04:04
They eat humans.
Good jokes ;)

it mean you can eat me???

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 04:09
but alhamdoliALLAH now we have syam :D

Tufa7e
16-08-2011, 04:10
it mean you can eat me???
Yes, with a little bit of kasbor and pepper :o


but alhamdoliALLAH now we have syam :D
Lol.

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 04:14
Yes, with a little bit of kasbor and pepper :o


Lol.

:stoned:

I hate kasbouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur dont speak about it if i smell him i Retch

pffff

tawayaghetsh i talk with you suriousely

Tufa7e
16-08-2011, 04:43
Wel,, then I'll use ma3dnus :o


So am I :o

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 04:44
Wel,, then I'll use ma3dnus :o


So am I :o

no I hate him and all his brothers hhhh

Tufa7e
16-08-2011, 04:56
:haha:
Oké, then I'll just use lwar9a d'sidna Moussa :hihi:

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 05:01
i dont know


look befor 2 H I go to "playa" "kimado"
there is girls have Two pieces

I hated this so I went back home and opened the internet

:'(

Tufa7e
16-08-2011, 05:06
Well some people don't give anything about siam. This morning I saw two girl drinken some lemonade.

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 05:07
Well some people don't give anything about siam. This morning I saw two girl drinken some lemonade.

muslims??

Tufa7e
16-08-2011, 05:11
Yeps.

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 05:13
ALLAH ystor

you know inshaALLAH fter ramadan I visit kuwait

do you want some pitrol from this contry ??

I give you 1 liter for free

Tufa7e
16-08-2011, 05:39
No thank you. What do I have to do with petrol?

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 07:47
No thank you. What do I have to do with petrol?

you can drink it :p

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 07:57
ops i9im 1:30 iramghab :'( azog adswag amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

IMO
16-08-2011, 08:41
:haha:

totchmatin
16-08-2011, 09:37
safi shig al7amdoliALLAH
hihihi